Oh Dayum

I mean, there’s no need to bring out the three syllable vocabulary words, or your convoluted come backs into the mix, just say it straight up, gaw.

I can think of a bunch of words, but it’s always best to go with the simpler ones because really, no one wants to sit through a crap ton of unnecessary add ons.

Cuz I sure have!

I can safetly say, without sounding like a complete douche, that I’m a pretty smart person. I can logically think my way through alot of situations and all that good stuff. I can memorize things, and that’s great. But then, you get to my short term memory. My short term memory is horrible. I can remember stuff from like waaaaay long ago, but small things, I usually forget even if it wasn’t that long ago.

Like in tests, I usually just cram right before it, and I usually do pretty good, but then there’s those few things that I just can’t remember, and I could stare at it for hella long, but it’s not gna come back into my head till like way after.

I mean, just today I was walking down the bus stop, and I was like “shit, my jackets still in my locker”. I put it in my locker before 6th period, and of course I didn’t remember it till I was pretty much at the bus stop.

Man oh man, my memory’s really the only thing holding me back, I mean, I can remember bits of info for like forever, but smaller, maybe sometimes important stuff, just disappears if short term.

Psh, right

Yea, thats the business right there

Just isn’t, lol just imagine winter break…ew

Oh man, today’s just been weird. I usually buy a lot of stuff, but today I spent more time messing with the huge crowds. Leaving shopping carts in crowded aisles, pushing random people but without making it known that I was the one pushing, moving around all the movies and stuff on sale, leaving big ass boxes on the floors, just all that good stuff.

But yea, I did nab me some clothes, and got a small head start on presents for peeps, but other than that, not a whole lot of money thrown out.

But who cares, this is a shit ton of fun, seeing all those stressed out shoppers.

Doesn’t that mean that they were the slowest to get the joke?

It had to be said, I mean cmon that food had to go somewhere

I’m sure you’re all thankful for like lots and lots, go count em till its time to be fat